I shot the dramallama but I didn't shoot the deputy.

[benman26]

Ladies, if you're listening... please, oh please don't act interested in a guy for a couple weeks, hit on him all night, dance suggestively with him, walk around campus with his arm around you for half and hour, and over the course of eight seconds have him turn into a nonentity and talk with some other schmuck about fucking vitamins and holistic

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[death_faerie0]

Do you actually have some classes or is it all flag football, womanizing, and drunkeness?

Sorry, Ben... women are crazy and completely impossible to understand. Maybe you should give up on them and grow your hair out again and become a gay bishie vampire..... just an idea...

And Shanoaha seemed to think you were gonna rape her...

Anyway, good luck with whatever it is that you do there...

[benman26]

When was I going to rape shanoaha?

Yeah, I'm going to classes too sometimes. But only when the fancy strikes.

[death_faerie0]

Her rape poem to you, remember?

She's Shanoaha... no one understands her.

[benman26]

She was SERIOUS?!?!?

[benman26]

Banned for posting drunk.

[bethos]

That sucks, yo. Girls are dumb.