I'm home, bitches! In spokane till next weekend.

I shouldn't be allowed to watch movies with people. They're invariably douchebags with no respect for dialogue, atmosphere, actual GOOD ACTING, GOOD WRITING, a decent storyline, or anything that makes a movie worth watching. I don't generally fucking care how hilarious you think your pathetic comments are: they aren't and you aren't. Also, I don't ( Read more... )

I got DRUNK last night for the first time. Not drunk, but DRUNK. I decided I needed to push my limits a bit because I havent ever before, so I drank five shots of 151 within ten minutes of each other, and then a sixth about twenty minutes after that. So, essentially twelve of anything else in twenty minutes. At 12:00 we all decided to go to Ihop, ( Read more... )

But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire!

No, Delta Sigma Phi, it's that I'm too cool for YOU.

I just actually studied for an exam for the first time ever.

I feel so proud of myself.

I AM FUCKING ORGASMING IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW

http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~ciavolbt/jonstewartcrossfire.wmv

Jon Stewart disses crossfire TO crossfire ON crossfire.

I am a stereotypical livejournal whore.

Last night I learned that psycho-girl was psycho because she didn't know how/have the cojones to say "I don't see you as anything but a friend."

I got a lot drunker than I had planned on, after that.

Ladies, if you're listening... please, oh please don't act interested in a guy for a couple weeks, hit on him all night, dance suggestively with him, walk around campus with his arm around you for half and hour, and over the course of eight seconds have him turn into a nonentity and talk with some other schmuck about fucking vitamins and holistic ( Read more... )