woah! thats quite the pic. how the fuck did that happen? and are u gettin butt loads of money from her? if not...slap her in the face with your penis. and then if she whines say, "what? you didnt think you had it commin?" and then do it again.
she's actually hot. so if we went on a date then i'd be fine. oh and i slapped her with my penis. And she paid for a new car.
she slammed into me going 50mph at a green light. traffic was just starting to get going again because of a truck. and i guess talking on a phone or trying to locate your vibrator in the car is more important than eyes on the road.
did i mention the police officer who helped me was STUNNING. i've found my new fettish
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cheer up cheery dude.
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she slammed into me going 50mph at a green light. traffic was just starting to get going again because of a truck. and i guess talking on a phone or trying to locate your vibrator in the car is more important than eyes on the road.
did i mention the police officer who helped me was STUNNING.
i've found my new fettish
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