Where are you going to park your car?

mitch hedberg died at age 37. what a loss to the comedic world. thats too fuckin young to go out. im glad i got to see him when i did. cryin shame.

And I think therefore Hollister (2 l's? or one?) MUST be better than American Eagle or Abercrombie. Except that there are no normal jeans anymore. I just want a nice pair of comfortable carpenter pants, but no. All the fuckin tight jeans got "in" so now none fit me. It's not my fault I got my mother's ass and thighs. But now, no fuckin jeans are ( Read more... )

Fuck it and Chuck it
Bag it and tag it
Sack it and Pack it
Screw it and Shoe it

I know there's more. What am I missing?

"Girls and friends have been the bane of your existance" -My dad.

very few things are better than a late night cake run ( Read more... )

yo ladies and gents. its sat night, almost 5 in the mornin. this seems to be my normal time now. i love nights, and days i love too. i spend most my time stayin up late. today i drove andy back to the u dale and we got here around 7. i talked with my mom for a long time. shes been here alone for the past week while my dad has been in california ( Read more... )

i still have your chocolates.

went and played pool in currier with mike and andy and jeremy tonight. we only played 4 games and then they wanted to leave. lame. then andy and i played halo.

and i definitely saw andy's penis tonight.

anyone wanna play pool tonight?

i'm doing my radio show. its late. there's an odd thumping coming from outside like someone trying to get it. it gets louder, and then goes away, only to come back again once i have forgotten it. the music is plain and i am getting tired. once it gets past 2:30 even the best song doesn't really get me goin. im the most tired in this studio then i ( Read more... )

so kaite made me one of those facebook things. ugh. im so lame i did spend an ungodly amount of time on there. but...i did not go thorugh and add everyone i know, so if you know me...you can for sure add me. oh, and i hope you like my quote katie. i didn't NOT add certain people and only add others... just added a few. so eat it ( Read more... )