So, I guess Steve Irwin died yesterday when a stingray pierced a hole in his heart. I mean, I know he's always around dangerous animals and putting himself in harms way and everything (and those 'CRIKEY!'s would get really annoying) but I guess I never really thought that anything would ever happen to him. I mean, he's The Crocodile Hunter, for ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Sara. I heart yew.

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So, I guess I'm 20. Two decades old. How weird is that?

So weird.

P.S. Download the song I'm currently listening to. It's all pretty and french-like.

Go download 'Taylor the Latte Boy' by Kristin Chenoweth.

I wish I could figure out a way to impregnate her from afar. She's all kinds of awesome.

One Sip

• Either Pasty or Edina say "Fabulous"
• Patsy hands Eddie a drink/smoke/toke/sniff
• Patsy or Edina take a drink/smoke/toke/sniff
• Edina calls Saffron "Sweetie Darling"
• Patsy talks (manipulates) Edina into shirking responsibility to shop/drink/etc/

"Chuck Norris uses hippies as fire wood."

Hahahahahahahahaha. I love Maddox.

Abbess, or Lady Abbess: a bawd, or mistress of a brothel.

Athanasian Wench: A forward girl, ready to oblige every man that shall ask her.

Aunt: Mine aunt; a bawd or procuress; a title of eminence for the senior dells. See DELLS.

Balcum Rancum: a hop or ( Read more... )

Uhhhh, I know there are important things I could talk about (major terror plot thwarted in Britain, for instance?) but I would have to say, if I am completely honest with myself and you, that the thing that keeps jumping to the front of my brain is that Lauren and J Wahl broke up and I just keep mentally screaming "YEAH, good thing you turned down ( Read more... )

And, of course, which member of *NSYNC did I have a crush on? Not creepy, dread-wearing Chris or fugly fatty Joey or butt-faced Justin or freaky JC, who looks like he has a terminal case of Ugly. I was totally into Lance. Why does this always happen to me? Why? Sons of bitches.

Anywho, I totally got new glasses yesterday, and my optomitrist is a ( Read more... )