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cocktailz n dreamz
just saw stepbrothers and cocktail...handled all the will farrell i could for 90 minutes...nonetheless, my entrepeneurial and mixological juices are flowing. am debating if i should stay in whiskey flats...but i think thats more a matter of adjustin my attitude. one things fsho, tho...i gotta get this contract for spring, so i can get them ( Read more... ) -
wamp wanp, what it did
so daves not going to jail...w00t 4 dat. apparently getting some company on sunday...also back with da band...whiskey flats that is. was supposed to par-tay with jobes...but it didnt turn out. about to go watch hotel rwanda.
"hoes and mo shit
the family close knit
and deep like the hutu
you cockroaches..."
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lifetime achievement my ass
so i was getting on the 'space, and right before my profile loaded up, i saw for a split second something about what tom hanks did for the summer. while i could really give a loose stool about what that medio-core butthead does for his leisure time (im sure he has such a hard knock existence, anyway...)i also swore i saw the words, (in this order ( Read more... ) -
tha freakin weeken
had an alright weekend. started with me putting on some tennis warmpus and getting drunk. it was belligerent and comfy. woke up drunk/hung over. after nursing my condition for a while, i hit up the harvest fest...garlic, cider, cheese galore and hippies and their children. hung in the dorms for a spell, then headed downtown. hit up jake's con ( Read more... ) -
volja!
most of the wine that i've purchased is A) at a convenience store, between stacks of malt liqour, and/or B)in a box or other easy-open format. so, i've decided to hell with wine that requires a corkscrew, and to just stick to good old-fashioned alley juice. i'm thinking the 2006 boone's farm , paired with some cave-aged velveeta. -
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the cool thing about hypochonrdria is that once you think you have it, you automatically have all the symptoms -
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on the old plantation, aunt jemima refused to reveal to a soul the secret of those light fragrant pancakes which she baked for her master and his guests. only once, long after her master's death did aunt jemima reveal her recipe. it's still a secret. -
screen names on my sister's im
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whenever my grandparents send me a present, they always label it: Merry Christmas, "Zach"....as though im not who i claim to be -
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its not about what jesus WOULD do...its what he SHOULD do...just look in the horoscope in your local paper under capricorn