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[bensthereason]

i love how people who create spam mail assume everyone who has an e-mail account has the IQ of my right sock. they're super clever. i can tell by the subjects of the e-mails, i.e. 'Re: Wanna screw?!!1.' and i'm definitely enticed by 'Vagina enlargemenSDJKSKK@(!!111i3u787fdSSSUBJECTVOID

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[pfatpat]

vagina enlargements?

im intruiged, and frankly, a little turned on

[bensthereason]

ha, i was wondering if anyone would see that.

[pfatpat]

have you received one of these procedures?

if so...lets hang out

[pfatpat]

personally, i like checking my yahoo account and seeing
"INCREASE YOUR PENIS LENGHT BY 4-18 INCHES!!!!111"

and there is like 200 of these. Someone out there wants my penis to be larger... :(

[victoryfandango]

So the "Vagina enlargemenSDJKSKK@(!!111i3u787fdSSSUBJECTVOID" email I sent was marked as spam? Shoot. I wanted to know what you wanted for your birthday.

[bensthereason]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

(a gigalo, please)