omg bitches...my shitty standup comedy and bitch fest is back...chyea!

Ticket brokers piss me off ( Read more... )

Hey, you know the little hangy ball that sits in the back of your mouth? i think epiglotis is the real term for it, or as some would call it "the dangly ( Read more... )

warning...this is a bullshit entry ( Read more... )

google has save 8 hours of my life waiting for websites to load...thanks google!!!

being sick is gay...thanks germs!!

im glad my friends have discovered the wonderful magic that only a tivo can bring a young boy of 20...thanks tivo!

i also love listening to a song youve listened to millions of times can still give you chills...thanks tool!

The worst possible eating scenario happened to me yesterday ( Read more... )

You just got the perfect slice of turkey and are about to put some butter on your biscuit. You’re hoping to make a quick break for the “adult’s” table when you hear, “So Maude, where do you think the kids should eat?” That’s it. You’re doomed to eating with the likes of Peter Butzen or Timmy, your five year old cousin, who can’t grasp the concept ( Read more... )

Omg!!!!! Live Journal!!!

I dont know about you...but im ready for some post championship looting..

im also tired of raises getting called with 5 6 offsuit

new on the most favored nation from pat dineen

the swiss!

why you ask?

because of their delicious cake rolls!