How can there actually be a profile at myspace.com/rageagainstthesquirrel?
And how can it also be the most impossibly blank profile of them all?
(Check out the "last login" date.)

Did someone make a match.com profile for me ( Read more... )

So now I've finished what is possibly my most depressing essay ( Read more... )

After racking my brain for a minute or two, trying to come up with just the right way of saying something in the paper I'm a-workin' on at the moment, I broke through with the word "simile" and promptly punched the air for finally being clever ( Read more... )

My family's been pretty vocal about how surprised they are to see me awake and showered by 10 a.m. on a Saturday.

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Were my weekend habits really that bad?

Also, while browsing the music section of myspace to see if there were any bands named "Deep Sea Divers" (there are), I came across myspace.com/dsdivers, which has, in its "About Me" ( Read more... )

If you have the chance, go out to your local CVSEckerdxMichaelsDealer and pick up some candy spray. There are a few different brands -- none of which I can remember now because the bottles are still somewhere in the back of Joe's Shaggin' Celebrity -- but, essentially, they're all the same. Self-explanatory, too: candy, but in spray form. And not ( Read more... )

Here's an unfinished, list-y entry from this past Saturday. I went to Joe's after work and had a ball playing Star Wars: Battlefront II improperly (read: flying ships around inside the base hangars, landing / taking off / landing again in a leapfrog motion intended to squish teammates) but, well, that never made it there. So here's my workday!

At ( Read more... )

...FOR $354!And fifty cents ( Read more... )

(From cnn.com ( Read more... )

I just realized something... I'm tired of having to cite who people are in my journallylollygagging. Not that I do it all that often, but... I no know ( Read more... )