i love you, nellas

[beregond]

I woke up and found a ring on the fourth finger of my left hand.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I must've taken ecstasy, right? There's no way that I could've gotten married to her willingly.

Fuck.

FUCK.

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i love you too

[nellas]

Want a divorce, fucker?

*kiss*

[beregond]

NO. You're going to take the fucking house and all of my fucking money.