I have no clue why I chose this title. It's been a "Garden State" kind of morning. So thank Ian Holm and Zach Braff, not me ( Read more... )

Hey, do you remember the days when I would update this thing on a regular basis?

I hate the Burlington County Times ( Read more... )

The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Greens
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

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Tis Friday...woot ( Read more... )

Yes, I did call the greatest writer in the English language Willie S. I feel entitled to, after all the pain and suffering he made me go through with Mr. Wilson's tests. Damn you, Shakespeare! Why couldn't you just make gloves?! Nah, just kidding. I love you Willie. Word ( Read more... )

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Abraham Teapot, Yo.
What's yours?
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I'm so ghetto fabulous. Gustave's name is Gangmaster Teapot ( Read more... )

Briana Arden Kerensky's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cookies Harold

Your fashion designer name is Briana Madrid

Your socialite name is Chicken Legs Philadelphia

Your fly girl / guy name is B Ker

Your detective name is Dolphin Cherokee

Your barfly name is Carrot Cake Pina Colada

Your soap opera name is Arden Rose Hill
Your rock star name ( Read more... )

Hola, all ( Read more... )

My immune system sucks ( Read more... )