( This list is long...but its chuck norris so you will fucking love it )

I will upadte my journal sometime later on the happenings of the week. Which were really good. This will do for now though.

You scored as Mathematics. You should be a Math major! Like Pythagoras, you are analytical, rational, and when are always ready to tackle the problem head-on!

Mathematics
100%
Engineering
100%
Philosophy
75%
Chemistry
67%
Psychology
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Its 3am and i'm so tired I could just die. I will fill in the details when I wake up though ( Read more... )

Well St catharines wasn't very bad at like 2 so I decided to drive back to burlington. Bad idea. VERY BAD IDEA! Took me around 1.5 hours. I almost crashed like 5 times at least. And of course some assholes were driving like it was a perfect day out ( Read more... )

It's under your love I drown
So heavy, it pushes down
This pain is the best i've found
I can't even make a sound
I'll just swallow your love and drown

I'll write it on the walls, you'll see it
So bright and strong you'll feel it
An honest soul just take it
Combined with yours we'll make it
The wall's so bright, can't believe it

I'm now a gamer...heres proof

"STFU WTF PWNED!!!!" I am able to say this like a whiney bitch but really fast.

Dance Dance that's what we do!

I want to get some food. Who's gonna be there?

You, Me, Cactus -> Forever - pie

HOLY SHIT!!!

I JUST GOOGLE IMAGED MY NAME

FIRST PICTURES ARE OF A PROGRAM I MADE FOR COSC3P98

AHHHH

AHHHHHH CLICK

Making out with plain slices of bread isn't good at all. It's just way to dry and no fun. But when miss Margarine comes in for a 3some...HELLOO MAMMA!!! fun times ahead!

dez > bread

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i was just told this prank a friend and another dude did on my brother...

People Involved
Mike = brother
shawn = friend
Jordan = some dude

What HappenedFriend shawn is driving around in shitty car while his is in shop ( Read more... )

Dane cook is god.

If I saw him live I would implode.

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