Nobody gets the humor ( Read more... )

When you stop giving each other hickeys, you know it's over. I don't care if you still have sex. When the hickeys stop, the loving stops. What? You don't like hickeys? What is wrong with you ( Read more... )

People I care about, or once cared about, but haven't talked to/corresponded with in at least 3 months.

This list is a tragedy.

Willow, Chickadee, Max, Harley, Yoda, Fiona, Ed, Ann, Deforest, Abby, Maple, Giggles, Sundance, Laura, Mandy, Rob, Jinx, Plum, Kite, Ro Ro, Star, Ash, My aunts and uncles on my mother's side, Dozie, Taz, Honey, Jackie, ( Read more... )

CAST of HUNDREDS! AUDITION NOW! YOU could have a part in the new play FARMER GIRL! Like the real thing! Get STRAW down your bra and shit on your hands! Shovel shit! Make shit! It all depends on the part you play ( Read more... )

When I was younger I was also strange ( Read more... )

So, maybe I haven't told you anything much for... let's see... 5 months ( Read more... )

"Hi ya'll
I'm a girl scout,
My hair is seaweed
And my ears are made of leather
And they flop in rainy weather..."

In case you haven't guessed, that is part of a camp song. Guess where I'm going? That's right! Camp! Please send me snail mail because I cannot check my email. My name is Blueberry there, so mail to:

Blueberry ( Read more... )

Last night I had a funky dream but I don't remember all of it. Whosah lived in farmland country, and I was with her. Chickadee had asked her to drive her somewhere (even though I know Chickadee can drive, I guess I didn't in my dream). Online Chick was so excited about her journey. She said something to the effect of, "And I have to travel all day ( Read more... )

Last night I went to LIGALY with Stephanie and a couple of her friends. There was me wearing a yellow slinky in my hair and a nice summer skirt, and when we go out to the car, it was like "Whoa" cause her friends were all gothed out. I didn't care though. They were okay people, I guess. Not too fascinating. I could see them easily hating me, or us ( Read more... )

I am a human. You are a human. To you, you are "I." But to me, I am "I ( Read more... )