Meh. About sums it all up. I have done nothing of import in the last week. My grades were horrendous (2.7) and I look forward to more tearful recriminations and shouting matches with my mother about the state of my inactivity. I keep trying to motivate myself to be more... to do more but I find it hard to do so. I am beginning to understand ( Read more... )

In my last journal entry I was lambasting the French and their military incompetence. Now I shall continue my rant so that those that read can be amused at the basic incompetence of the French throughout history. Ever wonder why French fries are called French fries? Or why Microsoft word insists on capitalizing the word French? Seriously, in ( Read more... )

The French have a rich military tradition of dismal failure, questionable tactics, and hollow victories. Hell, they even lost the French Revolution. Don’t believe me? Look it up, after the French Revolution “concluded” this cheery guy named Robespierre seized power. Obviously, unlike his French brethren Robespierre was German because he ( Read more... )

Well, this journal has been alive for a whole…. 30 minutes and I have two responses! One from my girlfriend and the other from my roommate, both of which I can reach over AIM or by phone in a matter of seconds. Yet, for some inane reason they needed my rant conveyed to them via the public medium of the live journal ( Read more... )

How do I feel about sharing my thoughts with the vast and omnipotent entity known as the internet? I would love to use such words as “pensive” and “vicarious” to answer this somewhat rhetorical question but frankly I don’t give a shit. The internet is filled with morons with small dicks and people who spam said morons with various penis ( Read more... )