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[berserkide]

So my roommate (syphilitic whore that she is) gave me this idea. I was pointing out the tour stereotypes and myths that I always see in stories and find hilarious, but since most fannish authors have never been on tour, they would have no idea what's what.

So.

TOUR MYTHS: BUSTED!Ask me your questions. Any question at all. And if I can answer it

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[greyandgrey]

Is it true that guitarists get calluses in "all the right places" for handjobs? Please use detailed examples in your answer...

[civilbloodshed]

LOL

[berserkide]

No. In fact, the calluses of guitarists tend to snag on pubic hair and pull unpleasantly. For evidence, I direct you to the shrieking coming from the bunks late at night. Bassists, on the other hand, apparently don't have this problem. At least, [REDACTED] has never complained.

Also, if this is a veiled reference to the stupid fat mexican, just remember: I know where you sleep.

[ext_63023]

Ahahaha, this is awesome! I love you for doing this.

Uhhh, I don't really have a question; most of my stories are AUs in which people have wings or are vampires or were-Chihuahuas. But still! Awesome idea.

[ext_63023]

Ahahaha, this is awesome! I love you for doing this.

Uhhh, I don't really have a question; most of my stories are AUs in which people have wings or are vampires or were-Chihuahuas. But still! Awesome idea.

[sparkfrost]

Ok, I'm curious about driving schedule. Do the tour buses tend to drive through the night or stay parked overnight and drive to the next city the following day?

Also, how big/small are the bathrooms?

Also, I love you. :D

[berserkide]

1. Depends on where you're going and when you need to be at the venue. On warped there was a lot of over-night driving, because we needed to be at the next stop early in the day. I'm not sure what it's like on other bus tours, but in the van back in the day we would stop a lot cause we were lazy.

2. Bigger than an airplane bathroom. But not a lot. maybe can fit two small(ish) people in there, if they're really friendly with each other.

[fckingwonderful]

Is it true that all lead vocalists and guitarists get off with eachother all the time?
bahahaha.
+Do tour buses really have bathrooms in them with showers and shi?(and i know i sound dumb but rly?)

[berserkide]

Yes. All the time. in my dreams.

Sometimes? I've never been on one with an actual shower, but definitely there are toilets. You can't drink as much booze soda as most people do and NOT have to pee every five minutes. And peeing out the window on the interstate is just awkward for everyone.