Hey-hey, everybody ( Read more... )

Major props to Danny for the Terry Funk prank phone call ( Read more... )

VMAs sucked more ass this year than George Micheal has in his whole lifetime ( Read more... )

Honestly, this old timer isn't that hip to the lj lingo. It's been a while, you little jerks. =)

"Life is too short, so love the one you got;
'Cause you might get run over or you might get shot."Truer words were never spoken ( Read more... )

On this night, two hearts were broken. It should be easier to fix, but it's a fucking mess.

Why?

-Bert

this is very interesting.
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I love how life is so unpredictable.

Gradweek kicked ass, and so does she.

Toodles,
Bert <3

Kill Bill Vol.2 was fucking good. Sorry it couldn't live up to your hype, but that's life kiddo.

-Bert

There are things in this world that I will never understand ( Read more... )

It is what I couldn't see before,
My love for her was never a fallacy.

-Bert