New computer = Faster porn =)

[bertman]

So yeah, I never update anymore. I know that no one cares about what's going on in my life, so how are all of you guys doing?

Hit me up with some comments on this one, maybe I'll do an actual post later on.

By the way, Chelsea has a hot ass!

At least she'll reply to that one...

Toodles,
Bert

Comments

[superdragon]

Yea, you're right. No one cares. They should read my journal I update all the fucking time. Feel honored Bert you're one of the lucky few journals I post comments on.

BTW, jyd has called my house 6 times since Sunday. I guess you could say I'd pick up if I wasn't so EGGsauhsted or wasn't watching Bill & Ted's EGGcellent Adventure. HA!

[keanbean]

You don't post alot because no one likes you, thus meaning no one likes your posts.

Go drown yourself in cement.

[superdragon]

I LOL'd at this statement, espically coming from 'that guy'. See thats the lame status you've reached. The status of that guy. You don't even deserve having me post in your lj and you don't deserve me even acknowledging your name or your existance you've reached the lowest form of life. If i can recall dan pwned you, you couldn't take the pwnage so you blocked him from posting comments.

michael bolton> that guy

for that matter....
getting shot> that guy on his best day
getting cheated on> that guy on his best day
having everyone you know die> that guy on his best day

[keanbean]

And you are that girl

Oh how easily you are beaten.

pwn is the term?

hmmm

[r0xy6]

hmMmM bert who's chelsea?? lol jokeing i can give a crap less!!

Re: hmmm

[bertman]

Don't worry, Chelsea is the name of my favorite racing horse, and she's been on such a good winning streak lately that she's such a hot ass right now.

Whew, I sure wormed my way out of that little mess...oh shit, I'm still typing...

You know I only have eyes for you, and Julio B of course...

<3, From your well-hung boyfriend

Re: hmmm

[superdragon]

Your favorite racing horse (and wrestling horse for that matter) is freakzilla you liar.

[infamouslykinky]

First off- HI BERT!!
Second off- ROXY is gonna chew you up and spit you out, NEVER ever post something about some girl's ass when you have a g/f. LOL j/k- do what you want.
Third off- Thank you for the chocolate on X-mas, it's still intact. I might make some hot chocolate and dunk the chocolate in it, see if it tastes good.
TAKE CARE
xoxo,
Cookie

[bertman]

No problem, I know how much you girls love your chocolate and nuts...

I Shall Post for Bert!

[xxstar_wisherxx]

hi bert!
see i post...
i care...
=)

Re: I Shall Post for Bert!

[bertman]

It makes my heart feel all wet inside...=)

Re: I Shall Post for Bert!

[bertman]

Btw, I added you to my vip list of friends.

Re: I Shall Post for Bert!

[xxstar_wisherxx]

ThAnK YoU!...

I Feel all_________ inside... ;p
........(insert Happy)..........

[bitsi_betsy]

hey bert long time no see. =P

betsy

[bertman]

Damn straight nigga, I need to give you, Meli and Huesos your X-Mas gifts already...