Fix me to a chain around your neck and wear me like a nickel.
Even new wine served in old skins will cheapen the taste.
I shot the pilot, now I'm begging you to fly this for me.
I'm here for you to use, broken and bruised.
Do you understand?
It's only you, beautiful.
Or don't want anyone.
Brand New "No Seltbelt Song"

Guess what I did tonight?  Defiled ( Read more... )

I wish I could play a mean bluegrass harmonica (#124, Nate...and they just keep rolling...), because then, I would never be bored again.  I could just be like, "oh, no one's home and the movie I rented sucks, and the cat just got hit by a car, I'm going to go play my harmonica now."

PRODUCTIVITY IN ACTION:

I suck.

SCORE: 0

So I just forced Leigh Trask to go offline by typing in recipes for cranberries.  I suck.  However, I suck unconventionally, which is why people keep coming back.

Today, something fucking halarious happened, but I don't feel like typing it out.  I really wanted to call someone and tell them, but I just now got out of work, and I don't want to ( Read more... )

ugh...haha.

My step-mom's favorite new phrase is "There are innocent children in the house!" and I love it.  So many occasions to use it.

Today, she saw a commercial for marraige rights for homosexuals, and pointed at it, saying, "look, they're fighting for your future."  See, I could have punched her in the face.  Or I could have kneed her in ( Read more... )

I completely love Nate.  Honestly.

It's ironic, I think, that I've spent 20 years avoiding intimate relationships because I've been afraid.  I've been so fucking terrified that I'm going to hurt someone or be hurt if I let anyone close enough that I've dealt with even my own parents thinking I'm a lesbian in order to avoid it.  And by doing this ( Read more... )

The best thing about this is no one cares ( Read more... )

To Do List:

1.  Beat Dallas.

2.  Overthrow empire.

3.  Snack break.

Ugh.  Today is so much fun I wish it wouldn't end.  It's like UMF has given us an intellectual platter of food, and they're like, 'here, take whatever you want.'  Yeah.  I really get off on learning, as long as I don't have to work for it.  I <3 symposium!  Because until this day, ( Read more... )

I live to disappoint.

So, here's where I've messed up the most lately.  I haven't said anything.  Well...you all know what it is.  Sorry.  I suck as a friend, so I'm glad I amuse myself so much, hah.  I'm glad I don't have a dependent personality like some other people.  You know, like the ones who need to cling to friends, and when they kill those ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went shopping for $1 crap in Lewiston, and almost didn't make it back in time for my scheduled crap, which made me sad.  But I have the best sun glasses imaginable.  And I'm done at Tiffany's.

I'm so sorry, Bry.  I hope you don't get in too much trouble.  Carl might be fucked, though.  Ugh.  I guess it would be funny if I didn't care ( Read more... )

Today is good.