It is with a heavy heart that I will soon retire Zaphod from FH. I love playing him, but I've been given the opportunity to study in Japan for several months, and would be an utter fool to not take advantage of every new experience while I'm in Tokyo. This means I will have zero time to give the Big Z the attention he deserves. I'll be playing him ( Read more... )

"Bring out yer dead."
"Here's one."
"That'll be ninepence."
"I'm not dead."
"What?"
"Nothing. There's your ninepence."
"I'm not dead."
"Ere, he says he's not dead."
"Yes he is."
"I'm not!"

((I'm not yet dead! Had some RL stuff, but expect Zaphod back and cooler than ever on thursday!))

((Did I mention a case of acute strep to go along with that paper? I'll be fine, but I'm just going to go ahead an have Zaphod stumble in drunk next week and miss a class, as it's not particularly fair to any players to post a class two days late. I'll be in tip-top shape come Thursday, so expect a new class then. I've got something...quite fun ( Read more... )

((Mun has a ten page paper to do tonight, and has to stay off the interwebs. My apologies, but real school comes first, and I'll post Fashion Class tomorrow))

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

To students enrolled in my course: I was out of town for the past couple days, and didn't get up some of the userinfo faculty is required to have on their profile pages. As such, my posting access at FH has been temporarily (and quite fairly-all faculty had ample notice. Anyone wanks over this and I will hurt them.) suspended. I have mid-terms to ( Read more... )

Since everyone else seems to be doing it, I thought I'd give you all you non-hitchhikers a brief intro into the fantabulous world of Zaphod Beeblebrox. To do a full history would be downright impossible, but I can give you a few facts relevant to FH.

( The man )

Well, the class is going pretty well. I didn't expect this from a kid with metal appendages, but that Eddie's got style. Good thing too, the kid needs something to put energy into. Lord knows he isn't going to have a dating life. Maybe I could take him under my wing, give him a few tips to help make the social scene. Right. Whoever believed that ( Read more... )

The other day, Principal Conner threatened to blow my kneecaps off.

That, my dear primates, is hot. Very, very hot.

Syllabus ( Read more... )