The world just seems a brighter place when you have a new bra, or three.

I was the very first person to get their car stuck in that crazy ditch at Illahee state park this season.
How [not] cool is that??!!

Yippee!

I remain,
Your hazard.

IKEA CATALOGUE!!!

My shitty day just got awsome.

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There was music playing, Michael Jackson "I wanna rock with you". I was dancing on a ballroom floor with my clubhouse sandwich. We twirled and dipped, swayed and spun. It was beautiful, and I was enjoying myself. But then the sandwich began to whisper in my ear, I'm going straight to your hips, I will make your butt bulge so much your jeans won't ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm in love with a married man ... again.
My Romanian coworker.
UGH! Why must I be cursed so?!

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On a slightly different note, I don't mean to blow my own horn [*toot toot*] But I make a MEAN cappuccino.

I really like dancing. And dancing with strangers is an added bonus.

I hope your birthday ended on a better note than it began dearest Skipper.
Looks like it's going to cool down a bit today.
Thank God.

Mummy had the day off.

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I hate Barnes and Noble right now.

I liked Star Jones better fat. She really scares me now.

I'm kind of addicted to Jack in the box's chicken club salad.
Yum.

I think I have a crush on that guy just for his car.
It's so beautiful.

This is dedicated to Jessica and Mackenzie. Oh and Iris, wherever you are Caitlyn.Actually it's for my instructor. But I wasn't really thinking about her when I wrote it ( Read more... )