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I'm too lazy to cut. Deal.

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I bought a volvo.
His name is Wolfgang.

The end.

P.S. I got my har did.
I had a bit too much fun in the process.

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Are all the frat boys back for the summer or something? The silverdale safeway seemed to be their mecca at like 11:00 tonight. Of course, I was there on a late-night baby food run after work. It was pretty humorous being the only chick there that wasn't a minor waiting for booze.

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I won't even bother with my usual centering. Work was dull. Five hours, and probably only 13 customers on the whole. Arrogant woman ordered "a cafe mocha latte." I kinda wanted to barf in her face. In fact, I saw it happening in my head as I politely clarified her order. Ate a brownie. Iced vanilla latte. Flipped through a magazine on break, ( Read more... )

Every time I see a baby at work, I miss my own.

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True Story:

So I'm sitting in the car at the silverdale waterfront this afternoon. (I had some time before I had to be at work, so I decided to do some writing.) I had the windows down because it was nice out and these two kids, they couldn't have been more than twelve, get off their skateboard and walk up to ask, "Is that the new Keane?"

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You were a tree and I climbed up your trunk to a strong branch.
Equipped only with bare feet and pigtails,
I crawled into your elbow and slept through the afternoon.

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