Vice-President Cheney, You are a Very Slimy Pap Smear

[bestfishes]

You know when you promise yourself you'll never speak to someone again unless they speak to you first and then when you see them you go ahead and speak to them anyway? That sucks. It's a matter of principle

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[pamsfriends]

That was really gross and hilarious.

[moneypenny]

You know when you promise yourself you'll never speak to someone again unless they speak to you first and then when you see them you go ahead and speak to them anyway?

Way to give a panic attack to someone who just saw you for the first time in awhile!

I-care-about-you-even-if-you-don't-care-about-me-ly y'rs,
Emily

[bestfishes]

My goodness Emily, I was absolutely not talking about you! If only there were some way to make my cryptic laments less cryptic. Besides, I never feel like you're very far away because I read your livejournal all the time.