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get on with it, motherfuckers
It is tremendously useful to become Stringer Bell when confronted with tense professional situations.
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Girls like me, who can't find their pants, who put parmesan cheese on everything, why's it gotta be so real? -
On Being A Man
At my parents' house this week to play nursemaid in the aftermath of Mom's surgery. I have moved into my little brother's room for my weekend at homed, so that Mom's visiting sister can take advantage of my obviously superior former bedroom. It is funny to know a room pretty well but to seldom consider the details, like this one, the one that has ( Read more... ) -
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The econ exam starts in 3 hours. Fuck it, we'll do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. Fucking thing sucks. -
Et Tu
Tomorrow is my econ final, the last test of the year and the most stressful of all my finals. In 26 hours, I will be halfway done with my Master's degree. Today will probably be my last trip to Lehman until the fall.
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WTF
where is my secretary/Dr. Gregory House
Emily -
17th Grade
It's been the best year, it's been the worst year. I got so drunk, I considered your net exports. It was exhausting and I considered your net drunk exports. Finals are beginning and I drank all of your exports. I saved. Nationally. I traded your net exports in the foreign currency market; I was free, you were free. -
Hero
Birthday plan: Emmanuel kidnaps my broke ass up to Vermont via the Cheese trail, and possibly/probably Montreal. Weekend will be spent in cocoon of love (and our hotel with a pool). It's perfect.
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At the End of a Sleepless Night
emily escapes through the sewers
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Moving Right Along
Apparently, when people asked David Paterson if he had any knowledge of Governor Spitzer's involvement with the Emperor Club prostitute ring, New York's lieutenant governor replied, "I didn't see nothing."
Emily -
Let Them Eat Hats
Wait. I have one last thing to say about this examination. I wish to impart my wisdom gleaned from the marvelous world of intermediate macroeconomics. The most important thing that I learned during this first half of the semester in preparation for this midterm is this: Sometimes you can pay people in hats ( Read more... )