So Be It Hartman, I'll Play Your Little Game...

[bestfishes]

Okay, so Katie put this on her LiveJournal and now I have to do it. Katie said I didn't have to if I didn't want to but you know what? I will. If you're going to play these internet games you can't just quit when it's your turn to do the heavy-lifting

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[starfishattack]

Haha! Avast ye Scallywag! Substance abound: "I think therefore I am!"

Eh?

[ktsucks]

sup gabe. its katie. wanna be friends on the living journal? then go to royston vasey and make out?

[bestfishes]

1. Every time I try to call you, I get this sixteen-year-old girl who's like, "What's Gabe?". Then I remember that your number in my cell phone is incorrect.
2. Go into a McDonald's and claim to be one of "Ronald's Kids". Then try to take one of those house-shaped charity boxes they have at the counter.
3. Peach.
4. You know this, but I love how much you commit to your characters, namely when we're role-playing. It makes it a real joy to play.
5. In the pub. With Cori. Go figure.
6. Brachiosaurus. A thoughtful, articulate brachiosaurus.
7. Why do you hate America?
8. Your turn. Oh, and don't really do #2. That would be bad.

[starfishattack]

Hmm... I wouldn't say I hate America. I just can't identify with the American dream mentality that rules practically everything. I think I miss home a lot, and it manifests itself in angry rants about the States. Because I grew up outside the country, much of my opinion about America is generally formed by its foreign policiy, which I think is atrocious, as well as its extremely negative standing in the European media. Things are so different here, and sometimes it's simply hard to adjust.
If you call my home number, you get a sixteen-year old girl on the answering service, except that it's actually a fifteen year old me. I need to tell my parents to change that message. It embarasses me to call it!

[theafterhours]

The Google Game: "Ross is..."
1. Ross is ABC News' Chief Investigative Correspondent.
2. Ross is a collector of the junked, the unloved, the wretched.
3. Ross is portrayed by cast member Robert Smigel.
4. Ross is not half the rapper that Jay or even Jeezy is.
5. Ross is a fine singer. All you have to do is listen.

I love the Google game.

Ok, ok. There's your substance. Now... Go to it, Wade.

[bestfishes]

1. You will always be my royal minstrel. With lips so supple and so sweet every kiss is like the first bite of warm cherry pie. And though warm cherry pie grows cold and stale, yours is always fresh from the oven, smoldering with the fiery embers of passion, lust, and scientific socialism.

2. Try the New Asiago & Roasted Garlic Tortelloni with Shrimp - Only at the Olive Garden!

3. Platinum.

4. I really like your laugh, which is good because it's easy to induce.

5. I still remember when you auditioned for Foul Play very clearly. I don't know why. Actually I do. Nevermind.

6. El Chupacabra!

7. What's your living arrangement going to be like in New York?

8. Pay it forward.

[littlearkangel]

You are a man of mystery.
Is that enough substance?

[bestfishes]

I'm really starting to regret this "subtance" request thing. Oh, and just so you know, pulling a random phrase out of thin air and applying it to me is not substance. You didn't know that though, so on with the exercise...

1. I think Charis wants you to be the Ben Braddock to her Elaine Robinson. Don't read too deeply into that.

2. Experience Jack in the Box's line of Ciabatta sandwiches, including the new Chipotle Chicken Ciabatta.

3. Owen Scott Green.

4. I like your quick wit and self-effacing demeanor.

5. The first time I saw you, you were sitting on a large rock outside the Tea Haus looking very sullen.

6. A gorilla, of course. Hold me, ape boy.

7. Do you wish you had been in Bulba?

8. Tag.

music

[move_your_bow]

Billy Joel was a good choice, I approve :-)

[bestfishes]

1. She plays the violin. She tucks it right under her chin. And she bows. Oh she bows. For she know. Yes, she knows.

2. Try the new Chipotle Southwest Cheese Steak. Subway, Eat Fresh!

3. Violet. I wish your eyes were violet.

4. Gee, we don't know each other too well, but I know that I really like your bouncy, energetic, garrulous style of conversation.

5. My first clear memory of you was when I looked up from the lawn behind westlands and saw you through a new dorms window talking on the phone.

6. You remind me of a lemur.

7. Can you speak Italian?

8. Second verse, same as the first.