This is a bit of a stupid question, isn't it? Sounds like something Arthur would ask. It would be unfortunate to lose any sense. Why? Because without hearing, you could not hear rock 'n' roll, and without touch, you could only have sensationally meaningless sex, and without seeing you couldn't see Eccentrica Gallumbits' third breast, and ( Read more... )

Here follows the first entry of Ford Prefect in the Theatrical Muse's Guide to the Galaxy, dated 14 Dec 2003 01:58am Earth Time ( Read more... )

I am feeling particularly bored today. Parallel Universe Earth #17 has Return of the King premiering tomorrow, which I have heard so much about from sneak showing on Betelgeuse IX that I have a great desire to see it. I've heard much about J.R.R. Tolkien from said place as well. [Geeks ( Read more... )