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[diana_abel]

[The video pops to life on a very good-looking young lady with purple eyes. She seems a bit befuddled.]I'm not quite sure what this network is or how it got on my phone. I was looking for Craigslist, but all I can find is the cached stuff, which really isn't all that useful. Maybe it would be more useful if I knew where I was right now, but, see

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[idolstolemylook]

You particularly fond of cellars, then?

[idolstolemylook]

Well, the usual. Speed, strength, night vision, smell, all that stuff.

[diana_abel]

I have auspex too. But that's standard Malkavian issue. I can also obfuscate, dominate, and I actually have some presence too.

[idolstolemylook]

An' I see you drained a dictionary, too. Good on you.

[So his feathers a little ruffled.]

Killed two Slayers, I did.

[diana_abel]

What's a Slayer?

[idolstolemylook]

Slayer. She Who Is A Royal Pain in the Arse?

Hunts our kind.

[diana_abel]

Oh, I see. We call them "witch hunters" where I'm from. Serious pains. They lump every vampire into the same category.

[Diana rolls her eyes.]

As if I wanted to conquer the world or something.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh. Only one where I'm from--I mean, one with the juice, y'know? Or well, now there's two somehow. Seems like cheating.

[diana_abel]

Only one? That seems a little...sparse.

My sister in LA actually works with a lot of dhampir. If she doesn't, they tend to be prone to becoming witch hunters. Usually uninformed, superpowered witch hunters. Which is, you know, a craptastic combination.

[idolstolemylook]

Sounds like a problem, yeah. Pretty happy with my lot, thanks.

[diana_abel]

Yeah. I'm beginning to get that sense. I suspect that I might be the only Cainite around these parts. I'd worry about that more, if I had a place to stay, I guess.

[idolstolemylook]

Well, you're not the only vampire, anyway. Plenty to eat, too.

[diana_abel]

Oh, I'm not too worried about that. More worried about the whole being flammable thing. You get that, I imagine.

[idolstolemylook]

Well, yeah. But I'm not more so here than anywhere else.

[diana_abel]

Don't suppose you know of some place I can crash?

[idolstolemylook]

More of a squatter, myself. Plenty of abandoned buildings, what with all the dead people.