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[diana_abel]

[The video pops to life on a very good-looking young lady with purple eyes. She seems a bit befuddled.]I'm not quite sure what this network is or how it got on my phone. I was looking for Craigslist, but all I can find is the cached stuff, which really isn't all that useful. Maybe it would be more useful if I knew where I was right now, but, see

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[idolstolemylook]

You particularly fond of cellars, then?

[diana_abel]

[Diana narrows her eyes for a moment, looking at Spike critically.]

You're a vampire. Aren't you?

[idolstolemylook]

Guilty as charged, love.

[diana_abel]

Oh, fantastic! I'm so glad we don't have to dance around that all night. It would get so annoying after awhile!

[She pauses, then blinks.]

Oh. Malkavian. Which I already said. You? Wait, wait, let me guess. You're totally a Brujah!

[idolstolemylook]

[All the "huh" in the world is yours.]

What?

[diana_abel]

I was just...guessing.

[idolstolemylook]

Don't even know what language you're speaking.

[diana_abel]

Well...what kind of vampire are you?

[idolstolemylook]

The... British kind? The kind that eats people? What are you lookin' for?

[diana_abel]

Your clan, I guess? And sect. I mean, I told you I'm Malkavian. Oh, Independent Sect. Which I realize is an oxymoron, but whatever.

[idolstolemylook]

Still not followin'. I'm just Spike. Not much of one for organization.

[diana_abel]

You really don't know what I'm talking about? Clans? You know, Brujahs are the really good fighters and Malkavians are the lunatics and Ventrue are the ones with sticks up their asses? Really

[idolstolemylook]

Nope. Met some vamps what were all into formalities and robes and things a few times. Boring lot.

[diana_abel]

Well, I'm not talking about who your friends are or what your religious inclination is. I just...it's a fact of life, isn't it? There are thirteen different kinds of vampires. Each kind has a unique set of abilities. You are whatever your sire was...

Or am I in bizarro world?

[idolstolemylook]

On the nose, pet.

Don't know anything about thirteen different kinds of vamps, unless you want to talk about trashy fiction or b-movies.

[diana_abel]

Normally, I'd love to talk about trashy fiction or b-movies, but right now, I think I need to figure this one out. Because I kinda feel like I just fed off of Willie Nelson here. You don't have a clan? Well...what are your powers?