[Voice + Anon Text]

Aug 15, 2011 23:56

[Voice, locked to Some ovMennet and Sam]

So...we need to find you employment, right, Some? Any ideas?

[Anon Text]

Do the undead need to wear condoms?

And I'm not talking like need them, they'll die if they don't. I need to know if we they can get diseases.

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thomas hawkins, some ovmennet, conrad achenleck, spike, chris halliwell (au), { tensa zangetsu (au), gregory house md, lance blackthorn (au), { wyatt halliwell, { ichigo kurosaki (au), { eric northman, diana abel, { daniel jackson phd, jack harkness (s2), sam winchester (au), { piper halliwell, claire novak, ba'al, angelus/angel

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[video] idolstolemylook August 16 2011, 04:01:15 UTC
Oh for the love of...

Isn't this why you asked me to help you?

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 17 2011, 21:44:33 UTC
..Romantically..?

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 17 2011, 21:48:16 UTC
Wait. You sayin' you do, or don't, like her romantically?

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 17 2011, 21:53:24 UTC
I don't! But I should, I slept with her!

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 20 2011, 00:22:53 UTC
Christ. Really, Conrad? I'm the one from bloody Victorian England.

You had a nice time, it was special, you don't want to buy her flowers an' I'm pretty sure she's not expecting any.

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 20 2011, 04:17:11 UTC
...Shouldn't I send her a gift card to Macy's or something?

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 22 2011, 18:09:38 UTC
You shop at Macy's?

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 22 2011, 22:26:50 UTC
N-no? But maybe she does?

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 22 2011, 22:39:28 UTC
First of all, doubt Faith's actually worn anything she hasn't nicked in years. Second... she doesn't steal from Macy's.

Anyway I don't really think it's something you need to worry about. She already got what she was lookin' for.

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 22 2011, 22:42:18 UTC
...Feels sick to me. Will she let me alone now that she's dug out a piece of me?

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 22 2011, 22:48:18 UTC
No idea. Hasn't come kickin' my door back in, that's for sure, but then, she took my last twinkie so maybe it's moot.

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 22 2011, 22:49:52 UTC
You share twinkies. That's adorable. Kill me now.

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 22 2011, 22:52:38 UTC
No, she steals twinkies, an' then offers sex in exchange.

What was I supposed to do? Was a famine on.

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 22 2011, 22:53:23 UTC
Oh god. She's a whore. And not even a good whore. A whore for twinkies. At least when I whore myself out it's for art.

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[video; locked] idolstolemylook August 22 2011, 22:55:28 UTC
She... gave you art?

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[video; locked] miseryismyotp August 22 2011, 22:56:45 UTC
No, no, I whore myself out for-

...Never mind.

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