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[diana_abel]

[Diana's face appears on the screen. She is soaking wet, her hair slicked back like a Bond girl. Her shirt is clinging to her chest in all the right ways, her bra just showing through the fabric. She looks ridiculously excited and is holding a seashell. In the background, the tropical island can be seen.]So, I'll bet this is a network post you

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[idolstolemylook]

What the fuck?

[diana_abel]

[Diana waves cheerfully.]

Hey, Big Willy! You've got to check these out. They are ridiculously cool!

[She holds up a seashell.]

[idolstolemylook]

Could you not call me that?

[diana_abel]

If you say "please!"

[idolstolemylook]

When have I ever said please?

[diana_abel]

You just did.

[idolstolemylook]

That is so cheap.

[diana_abel]

Part of my charm.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh, thanks for tellin' me.

[diana_abel]

I'm nothing if not courteous.

[idolstolemylook]

And a nerd. What are you doin' with those shells?

[diana_abel]

They talk! Seriously. It's sooooo fucking cool.

[idolstolemylook]

What are you on?

[diana_abel]

...

The island.

[idolstolemylook]

Right, well. Glad we had this talk.

[diana_abel]

You're no fun at all, sometimes.