I have radioactivity coursing through my blood...no, really. I was injected with radioactive dye for my bone scan today and now I'm peeing radioactivity! When will you *ever* be able to say you've done that, aye? Never! Ha ( Read more... )

My mouth hurts like little gnomes jabbing an open wound with spears made of salt. It's *that* bad. I'm on a liquid diet. I hate my mouth. A lot ( Read more... )

Water chestnuts, you ask? Why yes, I had them with my dinner this evening ( Read more... )

It's 2:38 pm. I'm still in my little girl pajamas. I'm making scrumptious thick and gooey brownies. I have no one to play with. My puppy doesn't love me anymore.

It is the day before Halloween and I do not have a mermaid costume prepared. What will Bethyl do? Well...technically, I do have 12 usable hours in the rest of my day with which I could totally put one together. But I won't. Instead, I will run around and drink White Chocolate Mochas and carve pumpkins with Casey and Phil and then continue running ( Read more... )

AAAhhhHh! The excitement! Wow ( Read more... )

I just cried after listening to a Rufus Wainwright song. I've heard it probably 20 times...yet for some reason it was so different this time. I rarely *ever* cry from music or films. I feel strange. I feel overly contemplative. I feel funny ( Read more... )

I should've played with Hannah today instead of pretending to work. I don't have all of my orders done ( Read more... )

Well, I've committed myself to spending the next 3 days solely with my mom and step dad. We're spending two nights at the Susquehanna Campgrounds and I've agreed to go kayaking. Oh god. My brother can't even come with us because he's being mean and working. Who does that? I should very well drown myself before we even get there. I thought of asking ( Read more... )

Ahhhh, boredom.

Tina and I were active whores last night. Verry active. And by that I mean...We giggled at some cute boys and they giggled back. It was impressive. Then we played flip flip. That is all.

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