what is the deal with foaming soaps?

THIS IS A QUIZ PLEASE RESPOND ACCORDINGLY.

a high speed chase went past my apartment the other night. there were many sirens and much squealing of tires. and as one might suspect, it was a fairly brief encounter ( Read more... )

i don't know what possesses people to have discussions about god in coffee shops. is there something in the fucking water?

uhhhh. apparently my grandparents are pretty much losing it ( Read more... )

the kentucky countryside really is beautiful in spring. i think i had forgotten. there's nothing quite like rolling hills of young grass, bald or flowering trees, and wooden fences.

my sleep schedule gets so weird on my days off. yesterday i didn't get out of bed until like. 4 pm. and today i was up and attempting to fix my roots by 9:30. ps, attempting to fix my roots is a lot harder than i necessarily anticipated...i suspect there are still going to be a bunch of dark-rooted patches on the back of my head. it also doesn ( Read more... )

my new phone...is so cool. but it needs a name. currently it is known simply as "hardcore awesome-sauce;" suggestions?

i really wish a box of lucky charms and a jug of milk would magically appear in my apartment. aaaaaaaaand GO!

sitting in a car all day has made me more tired than it seems like it should have. maybe that's just another sign that i'm getting old ( Read more... )

i miss paul newman. will you guys have a paul newman marathon with me?