my right hand has awkwardly placed blisters all over it. THANKS A LOT GARDENING.
my lower back is purple. THANKS A LOT GARDENING.

dax has suddenly started having serious dandruff and a waxy coat. i'm worried that he's diabetic.

dear diary,
today i saw my first cat penis ever.

have any of you guys ever watched the cyndi lauper music video that goes with the goonies? wtf is going on there, seriously.

urgh. the people under me are apparently renewing their lease. suck. suck and a half. i asked the building manager how she wants noise complaints handled, and she said to call her next time it's a problem and she'll come handle it. she's very nice, and very helpful. i think this is a good call, whether i have shitty neighbors or not. at ( Read more... )

i'm beginning to think that there's legitimately something wrong with my downstairs neighbor. this morning i woke up to the sound of her door being slammed repeatedly. it was literally a 4-year-old type tantrum. open, SLAM, open, SLAM, open, SLAM, five or six times. i didn't realize what it was at first, because i was sort of semi-conscious. ( Read more... )

just 'cause.

Your result for The Chocobo Test...

Blue Chocobo


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there is a photographer sitting behind me, and every time he shifts his seat he nudges the plug of my laptop slightly askew in the socket, resulting in my power supply throwing up its prongs in defeat. and to that photographer i say, in the proper spirit of eloquence that goes along with today (apparently): dude, seriously, watch what you're doing ( Read more... )

i really don't know how i survive without laura. she's gone for a week and it makes me crazier by the minute. i guess we really are like an old married couple, and i've forgotten how to be a bachelor (bachelorette? whatever), and i just rattle around my apartment while she judges soil in some far off, exotic land. or the midwest. same thing ( Read more... )

i think the danger of frost is over, which can mean only one thing: it's time to plant flowers out front of my apartment! on my days off next week, i think i'll get up in the dead of night to weed and plant. awesome. i can't wait for lovely flowers to make me happy every day ( Read more... )

i feel like i should start compiling in a notebook all of the weird shit i hear people say.

"i'm frustrated and upset. ...you said you wanted juice."