I'm really going to have to stop bothering having any friends at all, if they're going to be shooed off/threatened with death when Father decides he doesn't like them. Just because he likes being alone doesn't mean I do.
Ugh. Where are they hiding the ale? Merlin, go get me ale.
Merlin seems to think he is special with this strange box contraption. ....I do hope it isn't magic, Father would have a fit.
I am Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot. You have probably already heard of me, I'm quite important. You have also probably already met my idiot manservant, Merlin.