It's funny that I spent the first day of May shivering. Go figure... isn't summer supposed to be here soon? Not that I am necessarily looking forward to it. Heat + Me = Not good times. However, I didn't expect to feel chilly all day. A nice unexpected twist to the season of Spring. Thanks global warming for completing fucking up how seasons are ( Read more... )

"Tums" spelled backwards is SMUT.
No wonder I like eating those damn things so much.

I'm scared. I think I have lost my ability to form coherent thoughts. I also think that I can no longer write said thoughts into easily decipherable sentences and paragraphs. I feel like a big ol' mush mind. Result of being out of school with no papers or literary criticisms breathing down my neck? Perhaps. Have I drank away all my brain cells and ( Read more... )

I'm too tired and distracted right now to make a half-decent post about my experiences, BUT ( Read more... )

After a night of much pirate porn and alcoholic beverages I decided sleep was not an option for me.... typing up some random babblings in my fuckin' LJ would be suitable ( Read more... )

Well, I've had this journal for going on almost 2 weeks or more - I thought it might finally be that magical moment when I write a little something in it. I mostly am just doing this so certain people don't have to keep mentioning me in their journals. Ha! I beat the system ( Read more... )