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Tin habitually broadcasts extra electrons, and those superfluous particles create a barrier against acids in the foodstuff that would otherwise corrode the can, slowly weakening it from within, the way political convictions weaken morality and religious convictions weaken the mind.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can can can you do the CanCan can you do ( Read more... )

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I can believe anything. you have no idea what i can believe. I can believe things that are true and i can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. I believe that people are ( Read more... )

Gone out the window. I'm dead.

this thing just never changes... how dull.

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so... Penn Gillette named his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter ( Read more... )

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