Dear Livejournal,

I sprained my ankle yesterday. It hurt really bad. I had to call off work because of it. Hopefully its better before i go skating tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Some people don't like bumper stickers. But I do. I like bumper stickers. To me, they're like a shortcut. A shortcut that says "lets never hang out."

Dear Livejournal,

I cut my hair. A haircut you could set your watch to. Yeah, what a sellout.

Dear Livejournal,

I've decided to cut my hair. For real this time. Updates later.

Love,
Joe.

Wu-Tang clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit.

If anyone hasn't heard this song I'm listening to, they need to. Now. Talk to me and I'll hook you up, its hard to find. Seriously. Even if you don't like hip hop, you'll like it.

So i figured i'd share it with the rest of the world. Dont like it? Tough shit ( Read more... )

As a precursor to this entry, I want to let everyone know that I voted for John Kerry ( Read more... )

The Plan: Joe and Joe are invading the living rooms of unexpecting kids across the country while carrying out escapades of their own along the way possibly endagering the lives of any person or animal (not as tough as them) along the way. Okay okay, so the real deal. Joe and I have decided to embark on a once in a lifetime journey to the golden ( Read more... )

I want to leave here and never come back. I wish I could gather up what friends I have left and move somewhere. Like California. Or New York City. Regardless I want out. I've had enough of all this shit. Someone save me.

WHY DO I LIKE HEAD AUTOMATICA?!?! HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!