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[beverlycrusher]

::comms _deannatroi_::

Counselor, have you been breeding again?

::whispers:: and what the hell have you done to Geordi? The last I heard he was off to your appointment, now he's gone completely barking...

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*panics wildly*

[_deannatroi_]

Breeding? with who? no, no breeding here. uh uh. None whatsoever

ohgodtellmeshehasn'tfoundoutaboutVash. And told the Captain. Ohhhhhh......fuck

And as for Geordi? We were...um...doing a past life regression again. I know you've asked me not to do them, I know they're dangerous, but he asked me so nicely I couldn't say no...

you stupid twit

[beverlycrusher]

I didn't ask you not to do them because they were dangerous, I asked you to stop because you make them up. You hypnotise people and tell them stories, Deanna.

And there are lizards running around the ship. I thought you might have de-evolved again.

<i>I'm</i> stupid?

[_deannatroi_]

If I'd mutated back into a lizard how the hell would I be answering my combadge?

And you promised not to tell anyone! Honestly, some people just can't keep a secret. How would you feel if I went around telling everyone about that time I found you on the holodeck with those images of the Captain and Jack?

*blushes so badly that her skin clashes unpleasantly with her hair*

[beverlycrusher]

Bitch. Anyway, the image of Jack was logged under Jean-Luc's name, so I don't know what the hell he was doing with it.

actually, I maybe kind of do. but that doesn't mean I want to think about it.