Entry zero zero TWO! (forward dated to tonight)

[bewarethedoc]

[Richtofen is obviously drunk, probably from all the eggnog he found in the refridgerator. But it's Christmas Eve and the Doctor will get as smashed as he damn well pleases.]If-- if I may have everyone's attention. Zhe Doctor has a Christmas story for you, zhat my grandfazher used to tell me vhen I vas a little, little youngling

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[godisachild]

[Dunno how everyone else in town is going to react to that, but by the laughter? Seems like your not!son thought it was hysterical.]

[bewarethedoc]

It vas funny, ja?

[He gropes around by the base of his chair, where he placed several bottles of the eggnog.]

You vant one?

[godisachild]

Yeah, it was a pretty good one. Better then most Christmas crap.

[He looks at the bottle for a moment, hesitating.]

What's in it?

best dad award. right here.

[bewarethedoc]

I don't normally put zhat much effort into celebrating zhis particular holiday, but I zhought to myself, eh, vhy not.

[He stares at the bottle, waiting for it to give him the answer.]

Um... Egg. Und... ozher zhings. I don't zhink "nog" is an actual... thingy.

--Look, zhe point is, it's got alcohol. If you don't like it, ve could try regular beer.

[notsaul]

[excuse me what do you hate]

What the ever-loving fuck is your problem.

[bewarethedoc]

[You heard right. He hates it almost as much as that damn Dreidel song. Almost.]

... A lot of zhings, actually.

[notsaul]

[u mad, that song be jammin']

As a friend to zombies and all undead, I'm gonna have to ask you, on behalf of the entire paranormal community, to keep it in your fucking pants, you fucking weirdo.

[bewarethedoc]

[He very mad.]

[Also, cue sudden short-term memory loss. Or just denial.]

... Vhat?

[zombee_slayer]

Oh god that fucking story again?

[bewarethedoc]

Vhy not? It's a good story.

[zombee_slayer]

Yeah, better than our singing. At least I can be on tune.

[bewarethedoc]

Oh please, you vere more flat zhan a zombie after he is hit vith zhe thunder-gun.