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Crom doesn't listen.

He just sits high on his mountain and laughs at you.

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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Someone needs to buy me this STAT!!

I can hear them coming...

Ay Dios Mio!!

Not for nothing but Elton John's piano is one heavy sumbitch.

That being said, I'm going to bed now.

beyondnever's Halloween party:

ana dressed as a frozen institution.

aprilrobin dressed as a sub-adjunct software reinstaller.

asphodelii dressed as Gillian Anderson's grandfather.

betty_x dressed as the love child of Harrison Ford and Monica Lewinsky.

bhagwan dressed as a new superhero: Meteor Bee.

bigdaddygoob dressed as a referee.

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