excuse

1: a defense of some offensive behavior or some failure to keep a promise etc.; "he kept finding excuses to stay"; "every day he had a new alibi for not getting a job"; "his transparent self-justification was unacceptable" [syn: alibi, exculpation, self-justification]

explanation1: a statement that makes something comprehensible by ( Read more... )

Oh my God. Last night was the worst EVER. Mardi Gras started, so I got dragged to a retarded parade with my family. It was cold and raining. I got sick. ;_; Like, throwing up in the bushes sick. It was so awful, and it lasted like three to four HOURS. I had no car, so I was stuck there. LAMEST TIME EVER ( Read more... )

"Don't leave home without an umbrella!"

... oh yeah. I don't own one. Screw you, Margaret Orr! *considers buying the $5 My Little Pony umbrella being sold at the store* ... Hmm. I have a strong belief that all umbrellas should have ducks on them.

Ponies or ducks? Ponies... or ducksWell, I guess if it's storming when I'm leaving the store, I'll ( Read more... )

Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a mighty little man.Work tomorrow. ... today. Whatever. ^^;;; Opening shift, w00t! I should be asleep. But when I woke up at 2:30 today (missing my 12:00 dentist appointment) I knew I wasn't going to get a full night's sleep ( Read more... )

I HAVE TV IN MY ROOM NOW. My parents gave me the oldest TV on Earth. XD

And I figured out how to do it ALL BY MYSELF. >3

I'm so proud of myself. Now I can watch The Daily Show in my room!

CELEBRATORY PIZZA!

#1 Reason Why I Love My Job:Lee. He's got to be one of the coolest people on Earth. I felt so incredibly awful today at work that I sprawled out on the floor and started whimpering. I was so close to just losing it and crying in font of everyone. So what does he do ( Read more... )

I feel like shit. ;_;

Edit: This so cheered my ass up. XD

( This song's so inspiring. @_@ )

I'd gloat about kicking some kid's ass in a comment spat if it weren't so damn pathetic.

Tonight's Highlights!

+ c8kesniffer_cor rocks my world and makes me tingly. Unf unf unf to you, and thank you for assisting me in writing our horrible, sinful middle aged manporn. I think it's the suits that make them so damn sexy. Guys in suits having sex is like seeing ( Read more... )

Fuck making my own mood theme. Why bother when I can use this delicious gift from God by tubbycass?

I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMFGGGGGGGGGG. *explodes*