OMG I SUCK AND SHOULD DIE LOLZ LET'S HATE ON ALOREN WITHOUT KNOWING HIS SIDE OF THE STORY LOLZZZZZZ OMGWTF HAHAHAHAHuwey1203ey07)&#@))!^#!# WHO NEEDS TO BE FAIR WHEN WE CAN BE ONE-SIDED INSTEAD?!!!@ !#U()!&$)^# LMAO ROFLMAO AAHHHHHAHAHAHA CUPCAKE!Idiots ( Read more... )

( On Tucker Slash. )

Cause: "No, drinking took place LATER. After hanging out with Julie/Patrick/Chris/Michael all day, dropped the boys off and picked up Julie and Donna. They're sleeping in the living room right now. Tonight consisted of drunken DDR, nachos, and DUBBED SAILOR MOON. Because we're awesome like that. And listening to Ace of Base. Again, because we are ( Read more... )

Anderson Cooper looks like my ferret.

I have a date with a nice Jewish pirate named Josh.

I have the coolest make-up for Mardi Gras.

Very bad day at work, and the night's not looking very good either.

Drunk people in my house makes me very, very nervous. Especially when I'm not there.

That's all.

( Cut for whining and a layout request. )

Bwahahahahaha!!

Jon Stewart made out with Fran Drescher in an episode of the Nanny. Then they found out they were cousins and started spitting. AWESOME. XD!!!

I love when Jon makes guest appearances. They always put him in the weirdest shit.

For Cordi.

( Pictures of the cheerleading try-outs scene. )

Something very, very, very bad happened tonight and I'd rather not talk about it. I feel like shit and want to cry my eyes out but I can't. I haven't been able to cry since... well. Last time I cried, which was a few weeks ago, I think. I tried last night and failed. And I can't now. But fuck, do I feel just plain horrible ( Read more... )

Oh my God. Everyone must watch this right now.

Stephen Colbert "investigates" New Orleans and its massive alcohol consumption. And our drunk driving laws. Fucking hysterical. OH MY GOD.

Stephen Colbert - Cruisin' for a Boozin'

Strangers With Candy Interview with Stephen, Amy, and Paul.

HH: Stephen you are on "The Daily Show." Should we expect it to be a publicity shill for the movie when it's closer to release?SC: You better believe it or I am outta there! I am putting Jon [Stewart] on notice right now ( Read more... )