I have a new blog at bill.skeletonhardcore.com

I tried to have a hyperlink, but LJ messed it up. You'll have to copy and paste it. See why I'm leaving?

one day i was reading one of those stupid questionnaire things on somebody's journal. one part read "describe your fashion style in two words." i paused for a minute and tried to think of how i would describe my fashion style in two words, or any number of words at all. then it dawned on me:

"GQ Sweatpants"

that about sums it up.

Who's been commenting in your journal?

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bibbles

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I've stayed away from livejournal for the last month or so. That may be because I have been watching a steady diet of ABC, CNN and Comedy Central. I just feel like saying that, because I want everyone to know that I wrote this down Wednesday night and worked on it this morning. I had not read the bevy of political journals posted over the last ( Read more... )

around three months ago i went to the grocery to buy q-tips. i couldn't find any, so i bought some q-tips shaped items from the Feminine Needs Aisle. they came in a pink box and everyone made fun of me for buying them. i didn't care though, my ears were waxy and needed relief. if that relief had to come in a pink container then so be it ( Read more... )

i've seen exactly half of the imdb top 100 movies of all time

i just came home from disney world. i don't think i have any funny stories. i do, however, have a funny hat. i bought a pith helmet in adventure land. it won't leave my head for days.


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it's when you're carrying forty empty bottles of beer out to the dumpster that you start thinking, "maybe we should switch to wine in a box."

at least once a week i stop and mourn for the sega nomad.

tonight was bizarre.

i felt bad that our toilet was disgusting and girls came over. oops. that'll teach them

i just had to pick the lock to my own door. i really need to go to bed. i think i'll sleep through the 4th on the right side of my door. maybe i'll write something half clever later.

( What I did on my summer vacation )