I'm back. And I must say my dreams are better than ever ( Read more... )

I hate livejournal, I really do. But today I feel the updating magic ( Read more... )

I really want to write the screenplay for a movie. I think Utica Michigan would be interesting enough. Or maybe one of Jordan's brilliant ideas, like him living in my basement. I'm totally serious, I really want to write a movie. Any ideas?

Klairs entry about her dream reminded me of mine. I had a dream I made out with Jude Law. We swam in some river somewhere too. If you haven't seen Cold Mountain, go see it. He's so good looking in it, I'm still having dreams about him two months after seeing it ( Read more... )

More DP stories of course ( Read more... )

REAl things I read in today's papers ( Read more... )

So this lady at work today told me that she was a Christian for 20 years, and was unappreciative of it so she prayed that God would make her thankful for her salvation. So he sent her soul to hell, She said hell was really horrible, she saw torture you couldn't even imagine. When she "came back," her daughter told her that the EMS came and said her ( Read more... )

Ahhhhh it never ends! DP stories could just go on forever. This week in one of my classes somebody was talking about someone named bob, and someone said "Bob, is that Mr. Pressley's first name?" Yup, and for the past four months while I have been attending the David Pressley Professional School of Cosmetology, you have been attending the Bob ( Read more... )

So I think these DP people might be rubbing off on me. Today I worked at 6. At 8:30 I went to the bathroom. I looked down and realized I was wearing two different shoes!!! I had on one gray tennis shoe and one white one. I was absolutely horrified of walking back out onto the floor. Then I couldn't help it, I just died laughing. I couldn't stop ( Read more... )

"I want to just drop out and work at McDonalds ( Read more... )