Re: [voice]aintprettySeptember 16 2008, 19:39:03 UTC
An' you think blindly preachin' from a book's gonna do that? Just because everyone don't fall within yer view of good morals, livin' or anythin' of the sort don't mean that they're blasphemous sinners.
Re: [voice]quirky_sitarSeptember 16 2008, 19:50:40 UTC
Linda told it to me. It's really popular, in her world. We're trying to make it into a song, but she keeps cracking up in the second verse.
There's this turtle who has a baby. It's go a spot on it's back.
And then the baby goes missing and the turtle finds a pebble that's got a spot too, so she raises it up like its her baby, but then someone...some other turtle, or...I think it's a yellow turtle? Comes over and thinks its silly 'cause she's taking care of a pebble, but then she says-
Ahhh, I can't tell it good as Linda! You'll have to ask her.
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Pitiful. And from the Bible, no less.
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I know all about that.
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Not blasphemous, perhaps, but we all are sinners.
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Hey, have you ever heard the story about the baby turtle and the pebble? It's really hilarious! Although I still haven't heard the end...
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There's this turtle who has a baby. It's go a spot on it's back.
And then the baby goes missing and the turtle finds a pebble that's got a spot too, so she raises it up like its her baby, but then someone...some other turtle, or...I think it's a yellow turtle? Comes over and thinks its silly 'cause she's taking care of a pebble, but then she says-
Ahhh, I can't tell it good as Linda! You'll have to ask her.
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