LISTEN UP, ASSHOLES.

Anyone who c'n get over here, get your ass out and get over here now! Fuckin'--

Goddamnit!

Kakihara's in there, and if anyone else is, I wanna hear from you NOW. The rest of you!? Get the fuck over to the auto shop. We got three bikes and enough manpower between all of us to find this asshole and get him outta' there.

Fuck, you kids pour in by the truckload..

Anyone doin' anything about that stupid satellite? Shit, you'd think wit all the goddamn self-proclaimed geniuses we got around here, someone woulda' fuckin' done somethin' about it.

Oh.

Anyone seen Hwaorang? Red hair, kinda' tall, an' I think.. korean? He ain't touched his bike in weeks..

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Zombies?!

.. An' y'er all stayin' in fer this!? Hah! Fuck that.

[there's a metal clank, before he snorts and pulls the communicator closer, a slightly feral tone in his voice.] I'm goin' huntin'.

( private: BADLY LOCKED to Kaneda, Ichiko, Kakihara, and Hwoarang )

--the fuck are you talking about, Kai!? M'fine! Never been better!

... Geeze.

C'mon, let's go t'the bar.

.. kgh--kgh--

KKGGHAAANEEDAAGGHHH?

Where am I..? M'.. gunna'.. fuckin..

OH MAN, GUYS.

GUYS.

GUYS.

GUYYSSSSS.

I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU.

[ooc: Yamagata is a Beer Hat. As such, he's completely plastered, as he is part beer. It makes perfect sense, stfu.]

OI, DISCEDO!

You ain't seen Pan around, have ya'? Real short, black hair, stupid clothes, answers to, 'Hey, ugly!' ..

Quit fuckin' around, kid. Where are you?

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... Just what the fuck is going on here?

Man, fuck this noise.

LISTEN UP!

Tonight's pretty much the most important night'a the year. Midnight rings in an all-day party in honor of me! So if y'er up for tryin' to out-drink a real man, get y'er ass over t the bar an' prepare for a party.