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So who won this undoubtedly exciting and fascinating battle of the brains?

My sister is still a bint. I knew I shouldn't have gone.

Private to Daphne

Now that I'm contributing to the rent again, are you all right with Finnigan moving in? He just about lives here anyway.

My dear sister has sent me summons, sorry, a letter asking me to dinner. Whatever shall I do with it?

a) Ignore it.
b) Burn it.
c) Send it back.
d) Send it back with a hex.
e) Go to the dinner and see what she has to say.
f) Go to the dinner and laugh in her face.
g) Go to the dinner and tell her I'm pregnant with muggle spawn.
h) All of the above

Private to Seamus

Seamus. Darling. Sweetiepie.

Private to Daphne

I got sacked.

Say hello to Witch Weekly's newest editorial assistant!

Private to Seamus and DaphneIt's really going to work out this time, I just know it. Annabelle Vestit is such a darling, and she has such marvellous taste in handbags! When she flooed to let me know, we spent an hour talking about John Brayer's new line. The only problem is that I have to be ( Read more... )

Hi!

Owl to Cho

Cho,

I was going to wait to give this to you at your party, but you didn't have one. Why not?

MB

Enclosed is a handmade beaded necklace.

Private to Daphne, Richie, and Seamus

It's Daphne's birthday and she insists on sitting on the couch, which is of course unacceptable. Let's go out!

You know, everyone says how awful I am for being such a horrible and evil blood supremacist. You know, because I'm not like my sister. Oh, my sister the saint. She renounced her evil Death Eating family to give and give and support the Ministry's efforts and rebuilding and is so tolerant of different people and loves Muggles and all that lovely ( Read more... )

Private to Seamus and Daphne
I got sacked.

Private to Matilda Dukelow, added later
Dukelow.