I told a client that she was too fat to fit into the dress she was trying on and that a bedsheet would be more appropriate. How was I supposed to know she was the owner's daughter?
So, speaking of work - Liam (my stepdad Liam) is thrilled beyond measure that I want to join him at Specialty Brooms and quit (and I quote) "wasting my talent on building things that get torn down six weeks later".
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Like today.
As in a few hours ago.
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It wasn't my fault!
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Will you be paid enough to get me new shoes? I broke the heel of my gold ones and now I have nothing to go with my gold lame robes.
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