I stole this from amy but i love it. I'm actually a big fan of cannon in d but this still cracks me up.

Heh, Jon woke me up at 11 this morning asking him if one of my friends or I did something with his car or borrowed it or whatever. I'm like what? He's like yeah cause it's not there, you're not fucking with me right? Uhhh, no? I'm sleeping? Well then somebody stole my car right out of the driveway ( Read more... )

I've been so lazy at updating this thing lately and for that I appologize ( Read more... )

Another great day coming up ( Read more... )

Today was probably one of the best days in awhile. Kinda funny that it didn't start til 4pm cause my sleep schedule is still messed up from california ( Read more... )

I'm sure most of the people that read this know I was a huge pop drinker in the morning. I had a can of pop pretty much every morning for about 10 ( Read more... )

Finally AOL figured out their 'aim catcher" 'feature' in AIM triton was the biggest sack of shit ever. I liked the new version except as most of you know I almost always have an away message up and with aim catcher you didn't get any notifications of new people messaging you. It was such a pain. I had to go back to the old version with dead aim ( Read more... )

One of my friends just got paid (by winning a world poker tour tourney and no I didn't have any of his action this time although I did in the world series main event).


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Just took apart one of my 'old' laptops that i'm selling to pickett because the mouse button is a little sticky for some reason. Man are laptop's a pain in the ass to take apart with so many little screws and all that. It didn't help which is doubly frustrating. I'm gonna buy a new desktop for only poker and i'm definitely not putting it ( Read more... )

people are such stupid gamblers. I love how they move from chair to chair and request different decks as if doing so will change their luck. If they put as much effort into getting good at poker as they do focusing on the lucky aspects they'd probably actually win at the game.