There's a new baby in town.

[biers]

I am now, officially, an uncle. I have a niece named Maizen Marie. She is 21" long and weighs 8lbs 5ozs. She has some dark blonde hair and is all flaky. That will apparently go away and she will get that new baby skin that girls try to duplicate when they are older. Anyway, so I'm an uncle, that's all I have to tell you for now. I just thought I

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Congrats

[anonymous]

Congrats to you, Gretchen and the rest of the Bierbaum family
Shawn

[felixarmada]

Congrats.

You should call her Marzipan just because you can.

Just don't call her what my sister call's her kid...which is 'stinker bob'.

[jake_kelly]

Well, isn't that fun? An uncle! Are you going to be the Creepy-Serial-Killer Uncle, the Bad Touch Uncle, the smells-like-bar Uncle, the extremely obese uncle, or the golf-tan uncle?

So many possibilities.

Madness in 73 minutes.