Here. I decided to do something with my LJ and repost a blog from my myspace ( Read more... )

Yeah, for all you pussy ass sallys in Minnesota bitching about your humid 90 degree whatever bullshit. I have to deal with this:


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Now I'm being forced to update because I've been tagged to a list of 5 songs that I enjoy listening to right. So here we go ( Read more... )

It's been a solid three days since I've been here in Minnesota/Wisconsin. Things are good. About as good as good can get being here. Probably the strangest thing I've seen is my preggo sister. That's just weird. She had a guy cum in her vagina. Now she's poppin' out a baby. Perhaps this baby will boom ( Read more... )

If anyone needs an idea to seek really good revenge upon someone do this:

While the victim is passed out, take a crap load of that Veet stuff and rub throughly through their hair.

They will not be happy when they wake up.

I'm so mean.

For added meaness, apply to eyebrows.

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One:

Pamela Anderson shouldn't be allowed to open her mouth again.

Two:

Who did Pamela Anderson fuck to get where she is today?

Three:

Pamela Anderson is an idiot.

Four:

Pamela Anderson should stop doing interviews.

Five:

Pamela Anderson is an idiot.

Six:

Conan is king of late night.

Ok so myspace is down and I'm going to rant. Because I can. And I haven't done so in a while ( Read more... )

You know... all these people taking that IQ test makes me think of two things:

Either I'm about as smart as a bag of rocks.

or

My friends are brilliant.

That's why I'm boycotting it. I'm not as smart as I thought I was. It makes me quite upset.

I'm going to go get learned.

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